The bridge talks about the recently finished PT Avacyn Restored and how Miracle is still a piece of shit mechanic. We hear the coverage was very good, Rich Hagon could not be reached for comment. We share opponent salt stories, and Taylor’s penis is doing just fine. Do the right thing Jeff Entwistle.

J-Cal is salty because he got to play Tarzan with a cow, we’re super excited about MTGO Cube being back, and the cast turns into the Food Network for a few minutes. J-Cal’s mom has a really deep voice. Taylor wouldn’t sleep with his guido cousin even if he was a second cousin, what a stick in the mud.

The gang decides to cast in the surliest of moods at 4 am after a rousing weekend involving Jcalpalooza, Hairy Buffalos, and AVR prereleases. J-Cal fails yet another MOCS and goes on a date with a girl that even he isn’t desperate enough to pursue; meanwhile Peter gives factual credence to the song “I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It.” It took Taylor 2 times through 2 Girls 1 Cup to achieve orgasm, which makes the list as the 4th most digusting thing we know about him.

In this episode the gang discusses Peter’s unhealthy amount of Axe luffas, Taylor and Jack’s recent clubbing experience, and Rich Hagon.  J-Cal ruins an unprecedented amount of running jokes, proving yet again that he is a waste on this podcast and very replaceable.  We talk about some of our favorite spoiler cards near the end of the episode, to make it a little Magic related.

In this heartwarming episode of MTG Bridge Taylor and J-cal discuss what they consider as “living the dream”- obviously double teaming the chick Taylor ‘mimed’ with and recounted on episode 31.  A bridge record was set for talking about Magic: The Gathering cards for about 8 minutes, most of which arguing over what new cards suck.  Taylor still doesn’t understand value in relation to Personal Tutor, I guess they forgot to teach students how to count to -1 in hair school.  Everyone is cuddling by the end of the episode except Taylor and J-cal, story of their lives.

The bridge members are excited about the return of team GPs and come up with a few team names.  Taylor and Jcal argue their cases for who is less pathetic/ why they should not be left off team MTG Bridge.  Peter ‘Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Podcast’ Johnson decided to skip podcasting because he doesn’t want to die alone, and Taylor talks about his penis a surprisingly small amount.  Sam Stod looks like Bill from Guess Who? and Jack is salty.

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Friends of the cast Reuben Bresler, Adam Prosak, and John Douglass have some strong opinions of The Bridge members’ performances and of their characters. JD was not present for the interview but did help write the questions. Enjoy this, I know we didn’t.
- P3D

Friends of the cast Reuben Bresler, Adam Prosak, and John Douglass have some strong opinions of The Bridge members’ performances and of their characters. JD was not present for the interview but did help write the questions. Enjoy this, I know we didn’t.
- P3D

Friends of the cast Reuben Bresler, Adam Prosak, and John Douglass have some strong opinions of The Bridge members’ performances and of their characters. JD was not present for the interview but did help write the questions. Enjoy this, I know we didn’t.
- P3D

Friends of the cast Reuben Bresler, Adam Prosak, and John Douglass have some strong opinions of The Bridge members’ performances and of their characters. JD was not present for the interview but did help write the questions. Enjoy this, I know we didn’t.
- P3D